Now do we really need to sit back and ponder the meaning
of these?  LOL
**My eternal thanks to all of you unsuspecting lovelies who send these to me, not knowing what I'm going to do with them!**



Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
At My Age, I've Seen it All, Done it All, Heard it All....
I Just Can't Remember it
God Made us Sisters, Prozac Made us Friends
I Used to be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
Yale is Just One Big Party, With a $25,000 Cover Charge
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things are Just Better Rich
Growing Old is Inevitable, Growing Up is Optional


Thanks Gina!



Things to think about!!!

Never raise your hands to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.
I'm in shape.  Round is a shape.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
I have six locks on my door, all in a row.  When I go out, I lock every other one.  I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends.  If they are OK, then it must be you.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains.  I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
I live in my own little world, but it's OK, they know me here.
Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?
I don't like political jokes, too many of them get elected.
I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."